Some of those beetles are so shiny they look like tiny bits of glass

before the tide whipped them about in a washing machine

The honeysuckle is in tip-top condition, the smell is arguably better than

freshly cut grass, which everyone is always a fan of

There is a black thing in the tree, it is possibly an amputated leg cut neat

through the middle, tied around with string to keep the sock up

Out of the window a cat watches with burning eyes as the bells of an

ice-cream van shatter the air into a thousand wafers